fake-mermaid:

*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country

(via wannafrickfrackbabe)

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

(via sherlocks--cock)

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: acoolshark, via whydoeseveryonetakemyusernames)

percypeetapotterfan:

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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DID THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM JUST HIGHJACK A POST???

YES THEY DID

(Source: hashtaglmao, via whydoeseveryonetakemyusernames)

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking, via strawbuckss)